Stop signs are amazing things that some genius engineer decided would help the flow of traffic and increase the probablility of ones safety while operating a motorized vehicle of some sort. I love them because they also remind me to slow down and stop to enjoy life sometimes, without them I would be a carzy lunatic missing all the beautiful things in this life. Anyways to the real point of this post. Today I was in a little "cute" green car of my friend ~googlecollector if you care to know. We came a four way stop sign with two lanes coming towards us on the opposite side. A average everyday house wife looking lady driving a freshly cleaned, white chevy cavalier stopped in one of the lanes opposite us then we came to our stop. This giving her the right-of-way which we all had to learn to pass our awesome state issued drving test also institued to increase the safety of drivers on the road. Well what happened next was the thing I'm really writing about. A police officer pulled up next to her which for some reason, I believe by the look on her face made her nervous (I think she was smuggling drugs) which resulted in her freazing and sitting there for a good 20 seconds. Fed up, I finally began pointing at her and saying out loud, "YOU, YOU, YOU!" Which made her freak out even more and put her hands up in some sort of "not knowing what to do" kind pf pose. Eventually she started moving though and then the policeman decided he would go ahead and go undercover behind the women when he didn't have the right-of-way.
Three things I would like to state here so that you too can prevent and succesfully defuse right-of-way issues is:

1: When you have the right-of-way, you can not give it away it
is an irrevokable right given by the laws of nature. People
taking ownership of this right is extremely important for
flow of traffic and safety of all persons operating
motorvehicles on the roadways.

2: In the event that a right-of-way incident occurs immediatly
identify which driver has the right-of-way and begin calmy
yet firmly pointing with a foward motion towards them
saying out loud, " YOU, YOU, YOU," assertively.

3: In the event there is a tie, you obivously use the
"right"-of-way rule. In some rare circumstances, a multiple
right-of-way tie happens in which case you should
immedietly pertend you have narcalepsy and place your
forehead on the stearing wheel as if asleep.

Thank you for taking to read this important safety announcement. Drive safely and curtiously.


Concerned Motorist,

- Jordan Ankenman